Dear 'HANSOME' (I'm hoping there was no space for the 'd' left on the license plate or that 'handsome' was already taken... and it wasn't that you actually don't know how to spell this word),
I was driving on 76 this AM to work and I spotted your license plate, which obviously peaked my interest. Needless to say, I pulled up next to you hoping to catch a glimpse of George Clooney himself (or at least his stunt double). However, much to my disappointment, all four of your windows were heavily tinted so I could not see the inside of your car.
There are a few things that I am wondering:
1. Did you get the "HANSOME" license plate knowing you had tinted windows so no one could ridicule you when you turned out to be not-so-great looking?
2. Did you get the tinted windows because the "HANSOME" license plate caused people to laugh at you and you couldn't take it anymore?
3. Do you actually pick up females with this car? Because honestly, aside from the initial intrigue as to whether you lived up to the hype, if some guy picked me up on a first date with that license plate, I probably would have turned around and walked right back into my house never to answer his phone calls again.
Regardless, here are some of Amara's words of wisdom for you:
If you are wearing a sign proclaiming that you are all that and some french fries, you better noticeably be all that and some Chick-Fil-A waffle fries with Old Bay seasoning and a side of queso. In other words, don't talk a big game and then hide behind some tinted windows.
Sincerely,
A deceived and disappointed female.
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